life goal: become Kourtney Kardashian
START FROM THE BOTTOM AND READ UP PLEASE
"if my pussy was a chicken leg, he ate the skin, meat, gristle, & the fucking bone."
NEVER FORGET LMAO
- before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
- during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
- after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING
a beginner’s guide to jackson & april (aka two beautiful bastards who will rip your heart out)
Sleeping to dream about you
And I’m so damn tired of having to live without you
But I don’t mind
I’m sleeping to dream about you and I’m so tired
Sleeping To Dream | Jason Mraz
I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”
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blind date with a book
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
This is real.
THIS IS SO TRUE
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.